Turns out it was all AT&T's fault
This is a great spoof of Jan Brewer’s debate debacle by Andy Cobb and the team at the Second City Network:
Seems like the only reasonable explanation.
It’s just a guess, of course, that Jan Brewer can’t process irony. But her love of SB1070—mixed with her constitution-humping tea party ways—sure does seem like ra-ee-ain on a wedding day to us.