Young Martin Cizmar™—Author!?!
From Grub Street, NY mag’s food blog, emphasis added:
The requisites of hipsterdom are ever-changing (you can’t like things once they’ve gone mainstream), but the demographic’s one constant is and always will be a whip-thin physique — the better to rock a look of apathetic disdain while zipping around on your fixed-gear. So those whose super-skinny jeans encase seriously uncool love
handles will give thanks that writer Martin Cizmar has sold Chubster, which Publishers Marketplace describes as an “appropriately snarky weight-loss and lifestyle guide for hipsters looking to shed pounds and stay cool,” to Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. Expect the core program to center around a regimen of street-cart tacos, Old Granddad, and cigarettes. [Publishers Marketplace (subscription required)]
PHXated does not portend to comment on physical attributes; but it is fair in this context to mention that sources close to Young Martin say that he has, through no little internal fortitude and strength of character, lost some hundred pounds recently and is eminently qualified to write such a tome, at least personal-experience-wise.
PHXated must say as well that, at our summit last week at the New Times party, Cizmar looked pretty good—much slimmer than Mouth by Southwest’s shot of Martin, above.



handles will give thanks that writer Martin Cizmar has sold Chubster, which Publishers Marketplace describes as an “appropriately snarky weight-loss and lifestyle guide for hipsters looking to shed pounds and stay cool,” to Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. Expect the core program to center around a regimen of street-cart tacos, Old Granddad, and cigarettes. [Publishers Marketplace (subscription required)]
Comments
Dan Gibson Tuesday, June 01, 2010:
So, is it dishonest to repeatedly blog a photo you know to be outdated in order to embarrass the subject?
Bill Wyman Wednesday, June 02, 2010:
@ Dan. No. And Jesus, Dan, I specifically say it's an old photo; where does the word "dishonest" figure into the discussion?
I welcome contrarian comments, especially those that take issue with the substance of the postings. Youre supposed to be the smart one. This barely rises to the level of warranting being included in the discussion.
Tyler Hurst Wednesday, June 02, 2010:
Dan-
Dishonest? No.
Have you found a more recent pic of him online? I haven't.
Dan Gibson Thursday, June 03, 2010:
Well, if you wanted to include a photo, I suppose you could have asked Martin for one, but I suspect you found it more amusing to post the "fat" one. I could be wrong. Maybe your editorial decisions are more coincidence than intentional. I could be giving you too much credit, Bill.
If the sentence "Youre [sic] supposed to be the smart one" is intended to hurt my feelings, you'll have to try a bit harder, buddy. I was just asking a question. No need to get all upset.
Tyler Hurst Thursday, June 03, 2010:
Come now, Dan. Certainly a figure as opinionated (http://twitter.com/PHXmusicdotcom/status/15196295805) as Martin Cizmar can handle undoctored photos of himself being republished from another website.