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The Chow Bella blog at New Times, where Martin Cizmar is music editor, picks up on the news that has titillated literary circles around the Valley.

The cry goes ‘round: Young Martin is writing a book!

The paper’s Jonathan McNamara gets the scoop from Martin himself:

“It’s about how I lost weight without going to a gym filled with spray-tanned douchebags in muscle shirts, taking up some odd grapefruit-centric diet, or joining a pathetic for-profit club of weak-willed, middle-aged women in ill-fitting Old Navy jeans,” Cizmar tells Chow Bella. “It’s a diet that works for someone who is, for example, employed as the music editor at an alternative-weekly newspaper in Arizona, which is a super cool job that I’m very lucky to have and which I’m hopefully going to continue doing for long time.”

“Pathetic, weak-willed middle-aged women in ill-fitting Old Navy jeans.” Nice!