Young Martin’s post on the New Times blog about how Body Count’s song “Cop Killer” has never been available is engendering a lot of comment.

PHXated discussed the many ways Young Martin was wrong here.

We understand Martin’s too busy to read all the stuff we write about him, so we were happy to see a commenter, doing business under the name “anonymous,” bring up some of the same issues:

nice research martin.

according to wikipedia, it was on the original release of the body count album, then Ice T himself decided to recall it and release the album without the song because the controversy eclipsed the musical merit of the album.

i’m no journalist, but even i can use wikipedia. first, you’re wrong in saying the song was never available, it was. next you say it was censored, which implies someone in power wouldn’t let iced tea release the song, which is not the case at all.

Martin responded with Cizmarian asperity:

Martin Cizmar says:

I never said what you’re claiming I said.

This is way too complex for you, but I’ll break it down:

/1. The list is about things that have never happened during the lifetime of the college class of 2014.

/2. During the 18 years those kids have been alive the recording has never been available in any format whatsoever.

/3. Obviously it was originally released or there would never have been a stink to begin with — this was pre-leak, pre-internet — in order for a song to become an issue it had to actually be pressed and sold. It was. Duh.

/4. Pressure was put on Ice-T and his record label to remove the track. Do you or I know what happened exactly? No. But the fact that Ice-T released it, and people started threatening the people who run his record label with boycotts, and they control his paychecks, creates the censorship. It’s more what’s known as a “chilling effect” from non-government actors than state-sponsored “you can’t say this” type censorship.

So, yes, I was exactly right in that I said it has never been sold during the lifetime of these kids (which is EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, READ THE POST) and that the song has been successfully censored since.

After all, how would that argument about the album and the musical merit, etc. apply to a 99-cent iTunes download?

Martin’s response is a keeper for Cizmarologists.

The insult to someone who had taken the time to write in and correct him.

The doubling down on stupid.

The numerous inaccuracies.

As PHXated noted, Martin’s main crime was not to have explained the Mindlist Mindset List zen correctly. He does in his response. He didn’t in the orignal post.

Yet Martin says he’d been “exactly” right.

When Martin uses the word “exactly,” it reminds me of that line from The Princess Bride:

“I do not think that word means what you think it means.”

For example:

So, yes, I was exactly right in that I said it has never been sold during the lifetime of these kids (which is EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, READ THE POST) and that the song has been successfully censored since.

There are many wrong statements there. He never said it had never been sold during the lifetime of those kids. The word lifetime doesn’t appear in the post, and neither does any similar construction.

It is, in fact, what he didn’t say.

His repeating the assertion, even in capital letters, doesn’t make it any truer.

Neither does the word “Duh.”

Also, as PHXated explained, the song wasn’t “censored.” It was released! That’s the other reason I don’t think Marty knew that the song actually had been available.

How could anyone (Warner Brothers, I guess) censor something when… they had released it?

And even if they did it hadn’t been successfully censored because … as PHXated noted, it’s widely available on mp3 blogs, and even on iTunes in a live version.

Also, the record had been out a long time. it’s not like there were only 10,000 copies sold or anything. You could get it in a used record store. Or steal your older brother’s copy.

Martin’s account of his use of the word “censorship” is interesting. What he calls “chilling effect” I call free speech.

Ice-T, who is a bonehead, is allowed to record a song called “Cop Killer.” Folks who don’t like it are allowed to protest it.

Warners, in turn, is allowed to stop selling the song if it wants. It’s a free country!

May we say, in conclusion, that Our Marty could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he’d just said:

“Oh, of course. I should have made that clearer in the original post. Will fix.”

p.s.: The Beloit College thingee is called the Mindset List. I called it the Mindlist originally. Will fix!