To paraphrase John F. Kennedy, the two public faceoffs will be the most buffoonish concentration of Arizonicus fucktardicus ever—with the possible exception of when Ev Mecham dined alone.

According to the Republic:

The first debate will air on KTVK channel 3 in Phoenix at 7 p.m. on July 16.

The second will air on KUAT channel 6 in Tucson at 7 p.m. on July 17.