The good news is that Young Martin Cizmar, Award-Winning Journalist, writes a big New Times story today, all by himself.

The bad news is that it’s about a Twitter war between himself and, I’m not making this up, Frankie Muniz’s girlfriend, a publicist whose only client is Frankie Muniz.

(If you don’t know who Frankie Muniz is the article is mighty fine reading indeed!)