The Republic columnist wants to know why everyone’s getting arrested but him:

It seems that with each passing day, a new and different critic of Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Sheriff Joe Arpaio is investigated, charged, indicted and arrested.

And with each new investigation, each new charge, each new public vilification that is orchestrated and carried out by the two most powerful law-enforcement officials in the county, I get more and more angry.
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How could you look at the slings and arrows that have been aimed at you, at the number of times you have been subjected to what you believe to have been unfair, unjust criticism, and bust these individuals ahead of me?I mean, really, what’s a guy got to do to get arrested in this county?