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Your big primary is Tuesday. You might be the GOP nominee in the race to replace John Shadegg in Arizona’s 3rd congressional district.

We have to be honest. We hope you win.

The primary, that is.

Last week it was revealed you used to hell around Scottsdale with the guy who founded Dirty Scottsdale.com, a skanky nightlife web site now morphed into The Dirty.com.

You used to write for the site under the name Brock Landers, a man embarked on an epic quest for Scottsdale’s hottest foxiest chick or somesuch, while all around you the site posted porny photos of club denizens with a lot of speculation about venereal diseases.

A classy operation!

This was two or three years ago.

Now all of a sudden you’re a family values Republican who borrows other peoples' kids so you look like a family man.

Anyway, like we said we hope you win, because you’d be vulnerable in the general.

But, here’s the deal.

The Dirty.com has really taken off. You seem to be a web guy with a magic touch.

And be honest: Is the search for Scottsdale’s hottest chick really over?

We think you’re the guy who can help find her—and help PHXated find its groove.

So, like we said, we hope you win on Tuesday.

But if not .. on Wednesday, drop us a line!

The complete Ben Quayle story is here.