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The new Richardson's ...

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… is going to be on land just north of its sister restaurant, Rokerij, on 16th street. Maybe this has been reported elsewhere, but I haven’t seen it. Richardson’s, which was at 16th Street and Bethany, you’ll recall, was destroyed in a fire last July.

A server at Rockerij tonight told us that the owner, Richardson Brown, had bought the land just north of Rokerij a long time ago. It’s currently occupied by a Daily Queen and a mini mart. (This is on the southeast corner of Maryland and 16th Street.) The new building will essentially duplicate the old Richardson’s layout of a bar and ten booths, which will be comforting to the old place’s many fans, but it will also have a large patio with ten more tables. The new place could be open in nine months, she said.


More on "Kidnappings R Us"

The Arizona Republic reports this a.m. that kidnappings were down in the city last year—slightly:

Phoenix police anticipated a drop in kidnapping reports in 2009 compared with the previous year, though with 302 filed through November, the numbers haven’t decreased significantly.

2008’s total of 359 earned Phoenix the nickname “kidnapping capital” of the U.S.

The story, irritatingly, doesn’t answer or drops a couple of tangential issues readers would like to know the answers to.

One, the LA Times last year reported on the Phoenix kidnapping problem—basically one a day—and finished it with this disturbing sentence: “Police estimate twice that number go unreported.”

That would be about a thousand of these incidents occurring each year. That’s a mind-blowing figure when you consider that they are all taking place in a limited part of the valley. They aren’t happening at the Biltmore; that means that life in the less-swanky parts of town is correspondingly dangerous.

Two, the story doesn’t discuss the kidnapping rates in the rest of the valley or in Maricopa County as a whole. As I read it, it carefully makes clear the figures are for the city only. There’s no reason to think the kidnappings stop at the city’s edge. Based on crude population figures, we could expect at least double that number are occur in the county as a whole.

And here’s the depressing prognosis:

Phoenix Home Invasion and Kidnapping Enforcement investigators say they have dismantled dozens of small gangs involved in kidnappings and home invasions, which led to a small drop in the overall numbers.

“Dozens” of gangs dismantled … and the rate has gone down less than 20 percent.


The fake Imax scam

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Imax made its name on gynormous, 70-foot-tall screens and a mind-blowing cinematic resolution, based on its use of an extravagantly large 70-mm film.

So it makes perfect sense that the company has now expanded to include … smaller theaters that lack the unique resolution and the screen size.

The new Imaxes have been creeping into the valley; I had my first experience with one at the Deer Valley AMC this weekend.

There are two ways of looking at it. Compared to a normal movie at a normal screen in the multiplex, it was better.

But compared to an Imax—a real IMax— it couldn’t compare.

But guess with which of those two alternatives the fake Imax shares the $14 ticket price?

It turns out that AMC has cut a deal with Imax to retrofit about 100 of its screens nationwide into fake Imaxes. They go in and cut out a bunch of the crummy seats at the front of the room, and then push a new, taller screen up closer to the rest of the auditorium.

As I said, a real Imax screen might be 70 feet high. The new ones I’ve read—and someone at AMC told me—are 40 feet, but the one I saw Avatar at in Deer Valley didn’t seem anywhere near that. I’d say it was more like 30.

The projection is apparently digital—I’m still trying to find that out. Even if it’s one of the next-generation Sony projectors, though, it’s still going to be significantly inferior to traditional Imax when it comes to conventional film.

I don’t know enough about the subject to know how this breaks down with contemporary digital animation or hybrid conceptions like Avatar. To my eye it just looked normal god digital projection—i.e., lacking the ooomph of a real Imax. (The sound, however, was excellent.)

The theaters now have big Imax signs outside … but nothing that tell people it’s not a traditional Imax screen.

You can read more about this in stories by Patrick Goldstein of the LA TImes here and here.

You’ll note that in the second piece, a scrambling Imax capo says he’s going to do more to let people know what they are getting:

[…] I asked [Imax CEO Richard] Gelfond why Imax doesn’t simply offer more truth in advertising. If the hot button issue is theater size, why not put up signage outside its theaters that tells consumers what size the theater screen is? […]

Gelfond initially hedged, saying “we’re thinking about doing that kind of thing.” He was concerned that simply identifying the screen size might be somewhat misleading, since in the retrofitted theaters, the first few rows of seating have been removed, allowing the screen to be closer to moviegoers, which Gelfond says provides an enhanced cinema experience. “The screen might only be 55 feet, but in that setting, it looks like it’s 80 feet,” he explained.

a) There’s no way the screen I was at was any where near 55 feet high. b) Goldstein didn’t call Gelfond on the utter nonsensicality of his last quote, which reminded me in some tangential way of that old Kids in the Hall skit about putting your fingers up close to your eyes and pretending to pinch the head of someone sitting across the room. I mean, McDonald’s doesn’t say, “Yeah, the new Big Mac is half as size, but we think you’ll find that as you move it to your mouth to take a bite it will seem just as big as the old one!” c) And here’s a guy misleading people saying he can’t stop misleading them because … it would be misleading them.

Upshot: Fake Imax is a big ripoff. It’s a nice theater. But:

a) AMC shouldn’t be charging people Imax prices;
b) AMC should be telling people it’s not a real Imax;
c) And the local press should be doing more disclosure about this as well.

p.s.: On a side note, as you read all the press about Avatar breaking box-office records, remember that its grosses are significantly boosted by the steep $2-to-$4 premium movie-goers are paying for 3D and Imax showings as well as increased ticket prices overall. I keep reading that it’s the second-highest-grossing movie ever, behind only Titanic. In inflation-adjusted dollars alone, however, it’s right up there with … Back to the Future and Animal House. And the 3D and Imax surcharges have probably inflated even that metric.#


Vernon Parker and Planned Parenthood

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Vernon Parker, who’s running for the Republican gubernatorial nomination, has taken a strong stand on …

The state budget crisis? Its abysmal education standings? An intractable immigration impasse? The crushing societal problems caused by an unwinnable war on drugs?

No, women who need an abortion. Parker started the debate by trying to score a quick political point among the GOP anti-abortion nuts by criticizing his opponent, Gov. Jan Brewer, for having a fundraiser at the home of a Planned Parenthood official.

The letter, published on Sonoran Alliance:

I cannot support an organization that lobbies the legislature and courts on behalf of one of the most gruesome procedures imaginable, partial birth abortion.

Planned Parenthood has consistently lobbied against middle-of-the-road reform such as parental consent, parental notification, informed consent and a waiting period. By any reasonable standard, Planned Parenthood is far outside the mainstream of public opinion on all these issues.

Democratic Diva responds:

Believe me when I say some of the conversations I’ve had with anti-choice men about late term abortion have been jaw droppers. They really do think we women, if left up to our own devices, will wait until we are 8 months pregnant and then casually decide to terminate it because we need to fit into a prom dress or to go on a jaunt to Barbados. They truly, honestly, believe women are dumber than dirt and have the moral and ethical fortitude of alley cats.

Vernon suggests he doesn’t trust women very much when he whinges about parental notification and waiting periods, calling them “middle of the road”. Yup, it’s just like how they make men wait 24 hours and sit through a lecture before they get Viagra or a vasecto… Oh wait, they don’t.

Left unmentioned: That sort of Planned Parenthood person would host a fundraiser for a Republican governor of Brewer’s antediluvian philosophies.